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Short Sheet
If your a kid and you have a brother
or sister who annoys you here's a
good one. One time i was down in New
Jersey at Cape May and my dad was
telling stories to my brother and
I about how he always used to prank
his little brother by short sheeting
his bed. If you don't know what short
sheeting is (which probably about
99.9% of you don't don't) it's when
you rig a person's bed, here's how.
First they have to have more than
one blanket or sheet (one on the top
and one on the bottom). Take the one
on the bottom and pull out the part
of the sheet out of under the bottom
part of the matress and tuck the top
part of the sheet under the top part
of the matress. Then fold the bottom
half of the sheet to look like it's
still the way it was before. When
they get in the bed they think theirr
legs will strech to the end of the
bed like normal but little do they
know the bed has been short sheeted
and they will not be able to get their
legs to the bottom of the of the bed
because the folded part of the sheet
will be in the way.
I did this to my brother and boy
did he get mad at me.
-Natheniel H.
Alarmed
Once I went to the public library
with a couple of friends and laughed
every time I remember what I did.
I found a book(any book) and removed
the little metal strip that sounds
the alarm if someone was trying to
steal a book. When anyone of my friends
were not looking I would place the
strip anywhere that was hidden on
the bodies. i.e. backpack, pockets,
shoes. I would then make sure I was
the first to leave and watch one of
my friends be searched for stolen
books. Once they were searched, they
would go through the detector and
the alarm would go off again.Very
funny stuff. He! He!
-Kevin D.
Hey, What's Going
On!
Very easy prank to pull on computer
users. Just take a post-it note and
write "April Fools!" on
it. Then stick it onto the bottom
of the mouse so it covers the ball
or laser. They'll wonder why their
mouse isn't working and as soon as
they look at the bottom, "April
Fools!"
-Keith S.
Tinkle, Tinkle Little
Star...
This is a very simple and easy prank
to pull.
I took some water and mixed yellow
food coloring into it then i put it
all over the floor of my wife's bathroom
the look on her face when she saw
it was priceless
-Kirk T.
Cruisin' For A
Bruisin'
I tried this on my mom and dad, and
it really works! All you have to do
is find some dark purple, dark pink,
and pea green eyeshadow and maybe
a makeup brush. You can easily make
a fake bruise with these items. First
put purple shadow where you wand the
bruise and in one spot brush a little
pink and finally line it with a little
green. Make sure you dust off the
majority of the powder, or it won't
look real. My parents totally fell
for it and they were very concerned
about my arm. You can also make your
bruise even more realistic by spraying
a bit of hairspray on your finger
then dab little amounts over the bruise
until it looks like real skin, not
all powdery. Anyone would fall for
this great prank, try it!
-Sarah A.
Raining Cereal
First, you find a paper plate and
punch a hole in it. Next, you thread
a string through it and tie it while
you tape the other end to the top
of the fridge door. (this works best
if the string matches your fridge
color) You fill the plate with cereal
and set it on top of the fridge. When
someone comes to get a snack out of
the fridge, the cereal will fall on
top, and if you stationed the plate
right, you will get them on the head
-Kate U.
Fish Tale
It helps for this one to live somewhere
hot and humid near the ocean,
like the Florida Gulf Coast, where
the climate and availability of fish
make this stunt easiest to accomplish
effectively. It is recommended for
use only on people you already don't
like, or have no intent of befriending.
Get a couple of fish, preferably
somewhat aged. If you get them fresh,
leave them out until they become suitably
odiferous.
Get access to the target's car, preferably
somewhere like at work where
it will be in the hot sun all day.
As early as possible in the day place
one "seasoned" fish in an
easy place to find, like under the
driver's
seat. Hide the second in a much more
difficult locale. I find inside the
springs of the back seat is good.
When the owner comes to take the
car home, he/she will be overwhelmed
by
the odor, and will probably quickly
search until fish #1 is located, and
removed. They will then drive off
confident they have eliminated the
source of the offensive smell, and
the continuing odor is just the
residual effect from the first fish.
They may never figure out the
problem is a second fish they didn't
find, which will make the car all
but unusable for several days, and
probably leave olfactory evidence
of
your handiwork for quite some time.
from: 1 Live Fish
Gas Prices
I was upset with the tangled hoses
at the local filling station, and
swapped the nozzles from one cradle
to the pump ajacent to it.
It was fun to watch the next person
turn on the pump, then get no gas
from the wrong nozzle they were holding.
Those things are confusing to operate
anyway...
-Brian V.
Itchy Business
The cruelest prank I ever pulled
was when I rubbed poison ivy on the
insoles of one of the camp director's
sneakers. She never wore ocks!!! Ouch!!!
- Shirley
Greg Kihn this,
Greg Kihn that
Ok, so sometimes we teachers have
a little extra planning time on our
hands. A particularly annoying teacher
was obsessed with the Greg Kihn Band.
It was Greg Kihn this, Greg Kihn that
and he kept bidding on posters from
e-Bay during school time. Well, when
the posters finally arrived we sneakily
stole them from his room. We made
about 200 copies of the posters(while
he was in the copy room mind you).
Anyhoo, we went to his house one night
and covered his car with the photocopies
using tape and sticky tack.
The icing on the cake was that he
didn't lock his car doors. We got
inside the car and tied about 75 yards
of string to every last nob, lever
and nook of that car and plastered
Greg Kihn's image everywhere. Let's
just say he came to school the next
day and was absolutely quiet. We finally
shut him up.
CSB
All That and a
Bag O' Chips
Every day when I go to eat lunch
at school I sit and watch as my friends
start begging me, (and everyone else),
for food and money out of desperation.
Sometimes they got lucky... and sometimes
they didn't. I got pretty sick of
it, so, one day I went and got a usually
good tasting bag of chips (hot cheetos
are the best because of the dark shade
of red that they are). I opened it
and poured the hottest sauce In the
school that I could find into it.
I went to the table and inisintly
proclaimed that I couldn't finish
the bag. Of course, all the kids raised
their hands, so, I did the simplest
thing that I could think of.....slid
the bag into the middle of the table
and waited. I waited for the kid to
grab and eat it. I watched the wonderful
expression and hoped that they would
take it lightly.
- Matt
A Stitch In Time
My husband and I have been married
for over thirty years now, but when
we were first married I played a great
trick on him for April Fool's Day.
While he was out of the house that
long-ago April Fool's Day, I took
every piece of his underwear out of
his dresser and stitched the front
fly closed. After days of going to
the bathroom and being unable to find
his, uh, member (without groping around
in his crotch for it), he finally
took a close look at his underwear
and found the problem.
We still laugh about this every April
Fool's Day.
- Linda
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