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I took a picture of
my husband's backside as he was stepping out
of the shower and then forgot about it. A
few months passed and I needed to shop for
picnic supplies for our 4th of July family
barbeque and my sister-in-law accompanied
me. As I walked out the door my husband called
out, "Don't forget to pick up beer."
I picked up everything I needed, beer included,
at Lucky's market. The checker, when he got
to the beer, asked me for ID. Being 36 at
the time I was both surprised and flattered.
I pulled out my wallet, flipped it open to
my license without looking at it and held
it out to the checker. The weirdest expression
crossed his face and I said, "What, what's
wrong?" He just looked at me without
replying so I turned the wallet toward me
to see why he was behaving so oddly. My license
photo, which I had not looked at for months,
had been very neatly pasted over with that
picture of my husband's hairy butt. I showed
it to my sister in-law and we both began laughing
like lunatics. I was so hysterical I had trouble
writing out the check. Both of us were still
laughing when we walked out the door. The
clerk, who I'm convinced was lobotomized,
never even cracked a smile.
When I returned home, I joined my husband
in the backyard, as he was fine tuning the
barbeque.
"Did you remember to get the beer?",
he asked.
"Yep," I replied, "Got carded
too."
He stopped what he was doing and looked at
me for a couple of seconds and then fell on
the ground laughing. He'd done the dirty deed
so long ago that he'd forgotten about it until
then. Thank God I wasn't pulled over by a
cop!
Evil, but brilliant.
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