I took a picture
of my husband's backside as he was stepping
out of the shower and then forgot about
it. A few months passed and I needed to
shop for picnic supplies for our 4th of
July family barbeque and my sister-in-law
accompanied me. As I walked out the door
my husband called out, "Don't forget
to pick up beer."
I picked up everything I needed, beer
included, at Lucky's market. The checker,
when he got to the beer, asked me for
ID. Being 36 at the time I was both surprised
and flattered. I pulled out my wallet,
flipped it open to my license without
looking at it and held it out to the checker.
The weirdest expression crossed his face
and I said, "What, what's wrong?"
He just looked at me without replying
so I turned the wallet toward me to see
why he was behaving so oddly. My license
photo, which I had not looked at for months,
had been very neatly pasted over with
that picture of my husband's hairy butt.
I showed it to my sister in-law and we
both began laughing like lunatics. I was
so hysterical I had trouble writing out
the check. Both of us were still laughing
when we walked out the door. The clerk,
who I'm convinced was lobotomized, never
even cracked a smile.
When I returned home, I joined my husband
in the backyard, as he was fine tuning
"Did you remember to get the beer?",
"Yep," I replied, "Got
He stopped what he was doing and looked
at me for a couple of seconds and then
fell on the ground laughing. He'd done
the dirty deed so long ago that he'd forgotten
about it until then. Thank God I wasn't
pulled over by a cop!
Evil, but brilliant.
These days, it is so easy to customize
your own photo cards
and order them in small quantities that
you can play some really great April Fools
pranks with a little inspiration and creativity!