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I took a picture
of my husband's backside as he was stepping
out of the shower and then forgot about
it. A few months passed and I needed to
shop for picnic supplies for our 4th of
July family barbeque and my sister-in-law
accompanied me. As I walked out the door
my husband called out, "Don't forget
to pick up beer."
I picked up everything I needed, beer
included, at Lucky's market. The checker,
when he got to the beer, asked me for
ID. Being 36 at the time I was both surprised
and flattered. I pulled out my wallet,
flipped it open to my license without
looking at it and held it out to the checker.
The weirdest expression crossed his face
and I said, "What, what's wrong?"
He just looked at me without replying
so I turned the wallet toward me to see
why he was behaving so oddly. My license
photo, which I had not looked at for months,
had been very neatly pasted over with
that picture of my husband's hairy butt.
I showed it to my sister in-law and we
both began laughing like lunatics. I was
so hysterical I had trouble writing out
the check. Both of us were still laughing
when we walked out the door. The clerk,
who I'm convinced was lobotomized, never
even cracked a smile.
When I returned home, I joined my husband
in the backyard, as he was fine tuning
the barbeque.
"Did you remember to get the beer?",
he asked.
"Yep," I replied, "Got
carded too."
He stopped what he was doing and looked
at me for a couple of seconds and then
fell on the ground laughing. He'd done
the dirty deed so long ago that he'd forgotten
about it until then. Thank God I wasn't
pulled over by a cop!
Evil, but brilliant.
Additional Note:
These days, it is so easy to customize
your own photo
cards and order them in small
quantities that you can play some really
great April Fools pranks with a little
inspiration and creativity!
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