Britney Spears and American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar
Britney Spears and Sanjaya Malakar from American
Idol married in a secret wedding today. At the Little
Chapel in Las Vegas the two tied the knot with two of
the Idol judges in attendance.
Apparently Simon Cowell, who has had a crush on Britney
for years, bailed from attending at the last moment.
Britney and Sanjaya because attracted to one another
when other industry insiders decided their vocal talent
was exactly the same and paired the two together in
a fantasy tabloid dating game.
The lovely couple has decided that all of their children
will also be named Sanjaya and they will all grow up
to have drug dependency problems as well.
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