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1999
An article that ran
in Red Herring Magazine declared that a
device had been developed during the Gulf
War that allowed people to send email telepathically.
This revolutionary technology called an
Orecchio (Italian for "ear") could
be implanted between a person's ear and
brain and allow them to mentally compose
a message, then hit the Send button. The
Orecchio used the TIDE communications protocol
(short for "Telepathic Internet Data
Exchange") and was developed by Yuri
Maldini, a computer genius from Estonia,
for a company called Tidal Wave Communications.
Cited as parallel
research was the Emory University study
in which researchers had implanted a device
in a quadriplegic's brain to help him move
a cursor around on a computer screen. Maldini
who once worked for U. S. Naval Intelligence,
said he was excited about future uses of
this technology including telepathic web
browsers, word processors and the ability
to receive e-mail telepathically.
At the conclusion
of the Red Herring article, the writer recalls
asking Maldini what his expectations are
for Orecchio's success. "Mr. Maldini
falls silent. He stares vacantly for several
moments out his office window and then says,
'I just sent you an email with my answer.'
Upon returning to our office, we find the
response waiting: 'It's going to be huge,'
reads the email. 'Simply huge.'"
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