April Fools Home
Submit Gags
Funny Pranks Store


 

Homemade Gag Gifts
Prank Ideas
Revenge Pranks
Good Pranks to Play



Missing Vehicle
Banana Splits
Convertible Birds
Bucket O' Noise
Gopher It
Funnel Cloud
Hide The Salami
Rubber Ducky
Toilet Trick
Elevator Picnic
Photo Switch
Skipping Schoolgirl

More Pranks...

 



Jello Toilet

Starving Students
Wet One
Ping Pong
Confetti Rain
Saran Wrap Toilet

More Ideas...

Funny T-shirts
Beer T-shirts
Cool T-shirts
Crazy T-shirts
Dirty T-shirts
Nasty T-shirts
Novelty T-shirts
Offensive T-shirts
Retro T-shirts
Rude T-shirts
School T-shirts
Sunny Side Up
Vintage T-shirts
April Fools T-shirts


April Fools History
April Fools Cards
Celebrity Birthdays
Top Pranksters
Picture Page
T-shirt Contest



Contact Us
About Us
Privacy Policy
Disclaimer
Feedback
Add URL
Links

 






 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Fallwell Ministries Take Over TSR


4/1/94

LYNCHBURG, VA (AP)

Jerry Falwell's Falwell Ministries announced today that it had
purchased 51% of the voting stock of TSR, Inc., the Wisconsin based publisher of the Dungeons and Dragons game, after a lengthy and secretive process of negotiations begun at least five years ago.
According to a source near the top of TSR, the negotiations began after Lorraine Wilson, the president of TSR, first attended her local Baptist church.

'She came back saying, "Praise the Lord, I have been saved from the pit of hell,"' and then began the process of reworking the Dungeons and Dragons game to remove any and all references to Devils or Demons. Since that time TSR has published a new edition of Dungeons and Dragons with no devils or demons in it, and has also expanded into other markets, with an emphasis on board-games and paperback original novels.

According to this same source, Ms. Wilson has also had several meetings since then with famed church-victim Jessica Hahn and John Kruk, star first-baseman of the Philadelphia Phillies and testicular-cancer victim. 'She's trying to understand victims,' the source said. 'She wants to make Dungeons and Dragons into a kinder and gentler game thing.'

Reverend Falwell made a short announcement at a press conference this morning at which he said "Dungeons and Dragons will soon bring traditional all-american Christian morality back into the hearts of those who have left the fold. The New Dungeons and Dragons will reward players for possessing family values instead of for robbing and murdering peaceful gas-station attendants, as they did formerly." Reverend Falwell then left for Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in the company of Lorraine Wilson, shouting "I feel good!" and explaining, "Time to ditch my old lady and get me a brand new bag."

Jerry Falwell's Falwell Ministries is the successor to the Moral Majority, which tried to influence national policy by serving as a voluntary moral barometer for the United States during the terms of Ronald Reagan's presidency.

 

 


 

 

The april fools practical jokes and gag gifts contained in this site are so funny that if I am drinking milk while checking these jokes out, I snort all that white liquid out my nose! Don't be one of the april fools, doggonit, check these practical jokes and gag gifts out! The practical jokes practically bring the house down! Down through history the fools of April have had their day, one day a year. See what those april fools have been up to and don't laugh with them, laugh at them.

- Walter Cronkite


April and her band of fools just love the tomfoolery on this site. From media hoaxes to pranks to gag gifts to practical jokes this site makes me laugh even when I'm in trouble with the law. Say, does anyone know if April is available because I would like to be her fool if you know what I mean. And if not does she have a sister?

- Bill Clinton


This April fools practical jokes and gag gifts pad is a jolly good site, indeed. I perused it over one time and laughed so hard it almost made me pee. Then a month later, I thought I would look up a few April fools practical jokes to play on dear young William (and even bought a few gag gifts) and I came back to this pad and laughed so hard I did pee my pants. Jolly good thing I am wearing Depends now days.

- Queen Elizabeth


It is not knowledge that is important, but rather imagination. And this April fools site is chocked full of imagination. And of course knowledge. Of course you can't deny the great gag gifts and practical jokes you find here, either. When I wrote my great theory I wasn't really thinking of great media hoaxes or fart jokes but yes, now I see that they too can apply. The jokes here are practical and the gifts make me gag. Would you like to see me slurp a loogie?

Eddie Einstein (Albert's little brother)





Enter your email address to join our free monthly newsletter with the latest pranks, hoax info and practical jokes..

Click Here!









 


2002 - 2014 Digital Enterprises, All rights reserved