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This past April 1, 2005 search engine giant
Google penetrated the market with their
new Google Gulp beta in four juicy flavors.
The Google Gulp is a sort of pick-me-up
like Red Bull or Jolt cola without the after
taste.
According to Google,
"Think a DNA scanner embedded in the
lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes
of your base pair genetic data in a fraction
of a second, fine-tuning your individual
hormonal cocktail in real time using our
patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and
slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter
smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain
barrier to achieve maximum optimization
of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex.
Plus, it's low in carbs!"
For more information see: Google
Gulp
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