Hyper Games Formed for Steroid-Taking Athletes
According to the esteemed magazine, Scientific American
there is a new Olympic-type sports venue forming called
the Hyper Games that encourages steroid-taking athletes
to compete against one another. The steroid use actually
evens the playing field as it is known the everyone
on the field is using performance enhancing substances.
According to SA, "The Hyper Games are for any
spectator who has looked at sprinters and wondered
whether they could go faster if their leg muscles
contained cheetah DNA. Or speculated about how many
tons a determined weight lifter could vertically press
before his spine snapped. Or thought that Barry Bonds
might show some potential as a hitter if he would
just put on some muscle."
Born without lower legs and only have springy skis
for feet? No problem as the Hyper Games won't outlaw
you as a genetic mutant. Instead, they will reward
you with gold metals and cheers from adoring fans.