McDonalds and EUnet join to offer Global "Internet
in a Lunchbox"
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
McDonalds and EUnet join to offer Global
"Internet in a Lunchbox"
Amsterdam, The Netherlands-April 1, 1994
-- McDonalds, Inc. and
EUnet, Ltd. today announced an agreement
which will allow people to access the Internet
in virtually everywhere. Access to the Internet
is fast becoming a requirement for leading
businesses who wish to communicate globally
at any place, any time.
"Our restaurants offer the market's
most cost-effective solution
for daily food substance requirements and
together with EUnet we take this small step
for our businesses but a great leap to the
mankind", says Kechap Mustard, senior
vice president for marketing at McDonalds
"The Information Superhighway will
be a significant part of our future and
we want to participate in building it. Every
highway needs restaurants and together with
EUnet we will meet the great demands of
the new information society", he adds.
EUnet, the largest commercial Internet service
provider in Europe,
will together with McDonalds install Internet
connectivity to every
McDonalds restaurant. A revolutionary CRC-free
product, McEUnet, will be used to provide
access to the Internet for everyone, from
small children to senior citizens. "Later
we will offer our customers a complete
McEUnet-meal with a gif of the month. Together
with the planned McEUnet birthday party
service we will provide a full range of
solutions to our customers who need access
to the Internet", said Mustard.
"Way to mans heart goes through his
stomach and together with
McDonalds we can get there. EUnet's goal
is to bring the Internet to every dining
table and now it's finally for real. McDonalds
restaurants are also children's favourite
and now we make it possible for children
to learn the Internet before they can even
read or write", says Glenn Kowack,
"We haven't accomplished Internet to
the belly button yet, but we are very near
a breakthrough. Our research staff is already
working hard to create recycleable access
to the Internet to save the nature. CRC-free
McEUnet IP addresses are already recycled",
Kowack describes the new service.
All brands, products and service names mentioned
are trademarks or registered service marks
of their respective owners.
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