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McDonald's Microsoft Merger
The McDonald's and Microsoft merger is now inevitable.
The two giant conglomerates that have taken over the
world have decided to merge to further their dominion
over the universe. The new company McSoft, Inc. will
have a huge legal department and obscene amounts of
extra money.
The McSoft merger will mean that people will become
even more overly dependent upon their products than
they already are. In fact, the evil master plan is for
people to never leave their computers as fast food will
be delivered to them and charge to their credit cards
whenever the Microsoft Wifi Hungerscan sensing the user
needs a meal. What do you think? Hey, Supersize this,
pal!
See McSoft
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