|The april fools practical jokes
and gag gifts contained in this site are so funny
that if I am drinking milk while checking these
jokes out, I snort all that white liquid out my
nose! Don't be one of the april fools, doggonit,
check these practical jokes and gag gifts out! The
practical jokes practically bring the house down!
Down through history the fools of April have had
their day, one day a year. See what those april
fools have been up to and don't laugh with them,
laugh at them.
- Walter Cronkite
April and her band of fools just love the tomfoolery
on this site. From media hoaxes to pranks to gag
gifts to practical jokes this site makes me laugh
even when I'm in trouble with the law. Say, does
anyone know if April is available because I would
like to be her fool if you know what I mean. And
if not does she have a sister?
- Bill Clinton
This April fools practical jokes and gag gifts
pad is a jolly good site, indeed. I perused it
over one time and laughed so hard it almost made
me pee. Then a month later, I thought I would
look up a few April fools practical jokes to play
on dear young William (and even bought a few gag
gifts) and I came back to this pad and laughed
so hard I did pee my pants. Jolly good thing I
am wearing Depends now days.
- Queen Elizabeth
It is not knowledge that is important, but rather
imagination. And this April fools site is chocked
full of imagination. And of course knowledge.
Of course you can't deny the great gag gifts and
practical jokes you find here, either. When I
wrote my great theory I wasn't really thinking
of great media hoaxes or fart jokes but yes, now
I see that they too can apply. The jokes here
are practical and the gifts make me gag. Would
you like to see me slurp a loogie?
Eddie Einstein (Albert's little brother)