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Popular talk show
host passes up presidential nomination for
2008 in order to take a more esteemed position
as the 4th person of the Trinity.
VATICAN CITY, APRIL
1 -- Oprah Winfrey has been declared the
fourth person of the Trinity, according
to an astonishing new theological agreement
hammered out by the world's major Christian
denominations. Along with the Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit, the popular talk show host
will be recognized as one person in the
sacred and indivisible unity of the Godhead--or
Quadhead, as the updated Trinity will now
be called.
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