|The april fools contained in
this site are so funny that if I am drinking milk
while checking this site out, I snort all that white
liquid out my nose! Don't be one of the april fools,
doggonit, check this whole site out! Down through
history the fools of April have had their day, one
day a year. See what those april fools have been
up to and don't laugh with them, laugh at them.
- Walter Cronkite
April and her band of fools just love the tomfoolery
on this site. From media hoaxes to pranks to practical
jokes this site makes me laugh even when I'm in
trouble with the law. Say, does anyone know if
April is available because I would like to be
her fool if you know what I mean. And if not does
she have a sister?
- Bill Clinton
This april fools site is a jolly good site, indeed.
I look it over one time and laughed so hard it
almost made me pee. Then a month later, I thought
I would look up an April fools prank to play on
dear young William and I came back to this site
and laughed so hard I did pee my pants. Good thing
I am wearing Depends now days.
- Queen Elizabeth
It is not knowledge that is important, but rather
imagination. And this april fools site is chocked
full of imagination. And of course knowledge.
When I wrote my great theory I wasn't really thinking
of great media hoaxes or fart jokes but yes, now
I see that they too can apply. Would you like
to see me slurp a loogie?
Eddie Einstein (Albert's little brother)